// MARCH 2004 · 16 POSTS
Burnt Out I Laid Down On My Bed
Burnt out I laid down on my bed to talk on the phone, next thing I know I just slept for 4 hours. 4 hours! I think last weekend was too much activity for this old man. It started early on Thursday at Escape. Yeah who wou…
Jog Would You Jog If You Had Hangover
Jog? Would you jog if you had a hangover? Yeah that's what I thought, who would? I didn't go out for a jog today because I drank a little too much last night. I feel guilty because the weather is so damn nice! One of the…
Future Simons Baby
The Future Simon's baby. I can't help but wonder what her life is going to be like, who she will become and what will she achieve. When this baby gets out of college, the year will be 2025. I can't imagine what it will b…
Faq What Has World Come To So I
FAQ: What has the world come to? So I got suckered. I got suckered into having lunch with one of those MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) or pyramid scheme idiots. MLMidiot: "Let me ask you this, what would you do if you could …
Check Out These Sites For Truth On
Check out these sites for the truth on MLM/Pyramid schemes: MLMSurvivor.com PyramidSchemeAlert.org Quixtar Blog MLM Schemes you should avoid: (unless of course you are just retarded and want to waste money and time) 2Ext…
Age Aint Nuthin But Number
"Age aint nuthin' but a number." I went to Escape last night and actually had a pretty good time. Last week I was supposed to go but the bouncer wouldn't let me in because he didn't think my white sneakers were pimp enou…
Interviews Donts Have You Been
Interviews Don'ts Have you been wondering why you can't seem to get hired? Did you ever do any of these things at an interview? (Stories reported by top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations) 1.Said he …
Wtf
Wtf... Omg this is messed up. I was listening to Minnesota Public Radio and I just heard that John Petters was stabbed to death in Florence. John Petters is son of Tom Petters who used to own Petters Warehouse. John and …
Blood Bubble Update And New Contest
Blood Bubble update and new contest Okay my blood bubble is still there. I was going to pop it in the bathroom but didn't have anything pointy and sharp. I called my dad and he said that sometimes happens when the thing …
Blood Bubble I Was Just Eating Food
Blood Bubble I was just eating a food item for the next ingredient game and I felt this irritation on the inside of my mouth. But this irritation all of a sudden felt like a bump instead. I didn't know what was going on …
Apprentice Did Anyone Catch Apprentice
Apprentice Did anyone catch the Apprentice last night? It was an awesome episode, full of drama and business tactics. I got to watch it cuz I accidently fell asleep and missed my night class. Anyway I was a little disapp…
Ingredients Game Ok This One Will Be
INGREDIENTS game Ok this one will be better than the doodoo game. I'm going to list the ingredients of this item infront of me. The first person to guess what this item is be the winnnaaa! RULES: You must click on "Comme…
Doodoos Can You Guess How Many Doodoos
Doodoos Can you guess how many doodoos there are?
Tgif Wow Its Friday Again Days Go By
TGIF Wow it's Friday again! Days go by pretty fast it seems...soon I will be 45 and have kids. Scary thought isn't it? Well, it snowed, again. We got 6 inches of snow last night. When I went to bed at 12, it looked a lit…
Power What Wow Do You Remember Back In
Power-What?? Wow do you remember back in junior high when our teachers were talking about this new bombshell software called Power Point? I remember being in a group for some kind of a project and they taught us how to u…
Recap On Average Joe Hawaii Spoiler
Recap on Average Joe: Hawaii (Spoiler) Did you guys see the finale?? Wow, what a confusing ending. Will, David and I all sat and watched the hour long finale tonight. We held our breaths in waiting for Larissa to pick "t…