Epidemy Of Bad Luck Some Of You
The epidemy of bad luck Some of you already know about how much bad luck I've had these past few months....well this one tops them all. I went to the Mall of America last night for happy hour at Hooters. I came out and my bike was gone. Stolen. I am so sad...it's hurts to know that some bitch out there is f*cking riding my baby!!!! I hope that bitch dies in a horrible horrible accident from riding my yellow furry. I reported it to the police and insurance people. I just don't want think about it anymore, I just hope they find it and it comes back to me. If YOU took my bike and you're reading this right now, please return it. You have my word that I won't hurt you or turn you in. But if you're reading this and you took my bike and you don't return it to me, YOU better pray to God/Budha/Ala/or whatever cuz if I f*ckin ever see on my bike I will run your f*ckin ass over. Don't mess with a Chinese man's motorcycle, never ever. Ok I know hate won't bring it back, but all you thieves out there will burn like a mother f*cker.