Working Today I Went To Work To
Working today I went to work to relieve my dad today so he can go home and entertain guest. 5 mins after he leaves, a fat black woman came in and said "I wanna full refund." And so the dialog when like this... "Why? What's wrong with your order?" "It's nasty and gross, it's just so yucky." (avoiding eye contact and looking out the window) "Can you tell me what is wrong with your order? What is wrong with it?" "It's just nasty and gross..and and it's got stuff in it!" (eye balls rolling from side to side) "What stuff does it have other than food?" "It's got like fuzz and stuff." (wipes her mouth with her shirt) "Where? Show me the fuzz, you gotta show me these things." (ruffles around in the bag and points to a tiny piece of blue on te side of the box) At this point I'm thinkin WTF GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE YOU BITCH! So I resume... "Ohhhkay...well I'll do this for you once just this time. But don't do it again. (handing her the refund) Actually don't even order from us again." "mumble mumble bitch...mumble mumble" (waddling her fat ass out my door)