Zhou Dynasty

5 Stars I am blogging from the VIP internet cafe of the Xiamen Mandarin Hotel. This hotel is awesome. My uncle hooked me up with a one night stay in they Club Room. The room is very nice and of course the most impressive thing is the bathroom shower. It's a Swiss style shower head with side nozzles that can penetrate your love handles. This afternoon we went swimming in their indoor pool and tried out the massage spa. I'm not sure what its called but its not Chinese. It is basically a big hot tub with all different kinds of jets to pound you. There are ones that shoot down at you with two sharp streams of high pressured water. And then there's one that comes down on you like a fricken fire-hose. My favorite jet is the one that hits your lower back while one shoots at your butt and lifts you up so you're sort of floating all by yourself. In addition to this big office style internet cafe, the VIP portion of the building also offers a cocktail lounge with unlimited free beverages and snacks and little desserts cakes. Too bad I'm not a big fan of sweets or I'd eat some of those fancy little cakes. I did eat their fried seafood roll, it was quite good. For dinner we ate at their buffet. They had a lot of seafood including sashimi, crab and all these other things you wouldn't think that would appear at a buffet because someone like me would eat them poor. There's also a pretty cute girl playing the piano while you're eating. There were a couple of drooling asian business guys standing behind her and just watching her play. I'm gonna go check out what else they have for their VIP's nephew...