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Lots And Lots Of Women I Got Tip

Lots and lots of women I got a tip from White Mike that everything at the Lorring Pasta Bar is 50% for students till the end of September. So that means 1 pint of Guiness is $2.50. Last night Danny, John and I decided to go check it out. We got there pretty early around 9 but Danny had to leave to go pick up his gf from work at 10. Didn't matter, John and I hung around and continued to enjoy our beers. Soon we began to think that either we've been drinking too much, or there was an abundance of women in the bar. A couple more hours pass and we soon realize that we weren't drunk and disillusioned, but what we saw was real, A LOT of women and us two males. Later we discovered that we were in the middle of a party reserved for the Women's Social Club. And I think the Women's Social Club is actually a lesbian club. Cuz damn, they were all lesbians!!! ... which was fine with us. We still hung around for a while drinking our cheap beers until the server seemed to stopped serving us completely. First they took our bar stools because they wanted to "keep the flow going" and then they stopped taking our drink orders. We got the hint that two hetereosexual males weren't very welcome and we left. But the lesbian chicks were pretty funny and nice to us at the bar. I even met a girl who was straight (I think) and it seems that she was just there to hang out with her lesbian sister and her sister's friends. After that we headed to Blarney's with White Mike and his gf. We had a drink called the Blarney tea, which took out David last time he was there. And I now I know why it took out David, it was so freaking strong and huge! (and only $3) After that we had an Irish Car Bomb... I knew there was no turning back after that. Needless to say, the night was a blur after the car bomb. A couple pitchers of Sam Adams was consumed at Perry's where we met up with more people that I knew. It was also reported that I was in the women's restroom with my finger down a friend's friend's throat trying to get her to puke. When I woke up this morning, I was still in my clothes and John was out on the couch in the living... funny how your memory seems to jump around when you've had a little too much. I think I'm gonna be on the sidelines for a while.