Prince is constipated and it's cold out
Damn it is cold today. This morning is the first day that we Minnesotans in the Twin Cities woke up and saw a sheet of white stuff outside. White stuffs! I think the wind chill factor was -4 degrees F today. For those of you who have never experienced a Minnesota winter and don't really have a clue what I'm talking about, I'll explain (and bear with me because I will get to Prince in a bit). See today the temperature was 18 degrees F but when the wind blows, it feels like -4F. If I'm not wrong, that's what wind chill is. Anyway, it's definately crappy outside, I don't even want to look out my windows, I just want to stare into my computer screen and check the weather forcast for Fairbanks, Alaska because that's the only place I can think of which is colder. So I came home from school today and it was damn cold as I had just mentioned above. Sugar is outside and just loving the bone-chilling weather because she's half husky and half wolf or something. I come inside and there's Prince, hiding from the cold and napping out day. I don't know about other beagles by this one absolutely hates the cold. And today, he needed to take care of his business bad when I got home, the look on his face just says "I need to pee and take a crap now, please open the door because I have paws." So I let him and watch him because when it is this cold, Prince just goes out, drops it like it's hot and comes right back in, no messing around. Today he went out there, slipped on the ice that's on the steps and then proceeds to do his business. I noticed that he had no problems locating his spot to do the #1 but when it came to #2, he just wasn't dropping it like usual. Ever seen a dog take a dump? They hump their backs a little and get real tense. Well Prince was like that for a good 10 mins and nothing came out. He pushed and pushed and even waddled around in circles and finally a little piece of poop came out. Watching him squeezing so hard made me want to go too so I stopped watching him. I left to go make a call and when I came back he was still taking his dump. Just imagine what it would be like to be naked out in the cold-ass weather trying to take a dump but can't because you're constipated and then have the whole neighborhood watch you.