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Porkchop

I think it's time. Yeah it is definately time. It's time for me to get back into shape. I haven't been working out consistenty for the past 2 years and it is really starting to affect my health. I remember when I first started college, I was built, lean, and full of energy. After just 5 years, I am 25 pounds heavier and my 6-pack has been covered by a layer of fat, like the ground that's been covered by snow after a Minnesota snow storm. Drinking all those beers, living at Michelle's house, and not exercising has really taken a toll on the body. I long for the old days when I had higher energy levels, more alertness, and more muscles. Starting on February 6th, I am going to enroll at a healthclub and get back on the right track. Some of my strategies include: - no more happy hour at Hooters - eating more salads and fruits (I will never give up red meat) - going to the gym right after work - finding an active sport which I enjoy (not golf) - listening to some music at the gym (I am still ipodless Santa) - thinking about how sexy I will look in a pair of black speedos I will lose 15 pounds by April. By that time the snow should be all melted and so should my beer fat.