Zhou Dynasty

I just woke up from quite an incredible dream. I dreampt that I was back in China and was an army commander during one of the dynasties. I led an army to defend our castle and township from a massive invasion by the enemies to the north. My dad and I fought along side each other slicing off our enemies' heads and limbs and I even used one of those spiky balls a couples of times. It was intense and very graphic as you can imagine. A lot of my family and friends were in the dream too, many helped to fight the war and some were just completely useless ( I won't say whom). After we won the battle, we went to a lot of funerals and I was bored as hell, I couldn't believe so many people would be attending funerals when our enemies to the north could come back at any time. Just as I was about getting sick of the funerals I suddenly found myself at an airport. The airport security wouldn't let me on a flight and I was quite disappointed but then some friends showed up with a whole bucket of raw oysters sitting in ice. It was awesome, we started eating the oyesters at the airport, it made my day. But what happened to the invading hordes?